The Dictionary of Jimi

Buddha table:

-Noun
A table in our living room where we have all our Buddha figures.

Jimiverse:

1. The universe where jimi exists.
2. Mythology, quotes, and references jimi uses.

Mall Chinese:

-Noun
1. Type of “Chinese” food you can only get in a mall food court.
Offering such combos as Bourbon chicken, chicken fried rice and Cajun potatoes.
2. Also used for your basic hole in the wall Chinese take out place.
3. Delicious.

Silliebean:

1. Nickname for my wife.
2. A song I wrote in high school before I met my wife.
3. A bean that is silly?

The Three Shillelaghs:

-Noun

1. Nickname of the group consisting of Me, Kat and Lindsay. (Named after our weapon of choice.)

Three years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. This group promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Cleveland underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The Three Shillelaghs.

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