I say things.
So here are a few of the betters ones recently.
coworker annoyed (thinks they’re snobby) with a group of visitors.
coworker: is it true what they say about the French?
me: the kissing thing? yeah.
coworker: what are you talking about?
As we start the work day.
me: instead of going to my assigned gallery I’m just going to stand in the atrium and read poetry
manager: like to yourself?
me: no at visitors.
manager: to visitors?
me: no AT them.
And a special one to show why you too wish you were married to me.
Me: (in bed awoken from sleep.) What are you doing?
Wifebot: uhm…getting in bed.
Me: you’re like ruining the balance of the world right now.