Conversations with Jimi are generally a glimpse into the very odd place that is my mind. This edition is no different, except you get to delve into the hilarity that is our marriage too. This is a short one and I thought about holding off for TMI THURSDAY. I love this one because it shows how perfectly paired the wifebot and I are.
Set the scene: We were on the couch watching some TV. A commercial comes on for (I don’t even remember really) CSI or NCIS or CSI:NCIS:LMNOP or whatever.
I know it wasn’t NTSF:SD:SUV::
(that show is funny though)
(thank me later)
So this commercial comes on and it’s all dramatical and all.
Commercial: WHAT IF IT HAPPENS TO ONE OF YOUR OWN. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE OF YOUR FAMILY GOES DOWN.
Kat/Jimi (complete unison and both thrusting hands toward respective crotches): YEAH GOES DOWN!
It must be hard (yeah baby!) to see what we have and not be totes envious.