This is the time of year when we are legally obligated to write a resolution post. Right? Here is mine sort of.
2013’s Mother Clucking goals!
Convince more people I have a twin at work.
So far it’s been 4 (2 in ’11 and 2 in ’12.) I thought I had posted about this at least once but I can’t find any posts. Visitors have seen me in one gallery and then another. When they bring it up I attempt to convince them I have a twin that also works there.
Get drunk and watch She-Ra: Princess of Power or He-Man on mute, adding commentary and voices.
This happened on New Year’s Eve with some friends. The term “exclusively anal” was used a lot.
Attend/read at more readings.
What the hell, how did this serious one get in here?
More naked yoga.
I really just wanted to force that visual on you. You are welcome.
Smoke cigars and say “I love it when a plan comes together” EVERY time.
Get drunk on absinthe and make YouTube videos of me reading Poe.
Sounds like fun, no?
Compile list of poo named after movies list.
Write a play with a bear in it!
Really would be a guy in a bears’ jersey or a cubs’ hat. Etc.
Get 100 rejections.
Lol the more rejections means the more I’m submitting. So, really: SUBMIT more.
Finish the wrestling themed/inspired book of poetry.
Follow at Love is a Donkey
Finish a chapbook of Lego men coming alive and overthrowing humans poetry.
Lego men coming for us all!
Watch more bad movies.
Follow that shiz at http://www.bmoviebrigade.wordpress.com
Buy a Dex-Starr action figure.
Dex-Starr is a Red Lantern and a cat!
Happy Fricking New Year everyone!