Is it already March? That means it’s time for The Best Overheard Ohio for February. Last month they seemed particularly weird. Here goes:
5. “Well I’ll be a dead deer’s dong”–customer at @homedepot when store employee found
what he was looking for.
4. “Let me know what ur favorite song is at the concert and I’ll finger bang ya”-man
speaking to lady friend.
3. “What you need a hamster for? No hamster ever put food on the table. You putting that
money she gave you in the bank.”–Man to kid.
2. “No you won’t ever hear the end of it. You ate chicken wings from my TRASH CAN.
Why would we let you forget it?”-Guy at the bar to friend.
1. “Why did I wake up with a french fry in my ass? Oh.”–Guy on