We just have a quick one today kiddies. At first I was going to save this for the next conversations with jimi but it really deserves its own spot.
(A very attractive woman walks out of a gallery and through the one I’m in. A mere seconds later the guard from that gallery walks in to mine.)
Guard: Did you see that smoking hot chick?
Me: Oh man the one in blue with the big cans?
Me (As he mimics big boobs): Dude that was my cousin!
Guard: Oh sorry.
Me: Nah don’t worry about it. Hell I’d hit that every day.
Guard: What the hell? Your cousin? That’s sick.