(Picking up my free turkey at work.)
Lady: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me: Oh we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
Me: This will be perfect for turkey bowling though!
Coworker: James what is you doing for Thanksgiving?
Coworker: Family has to do something…
Me: My youngest brother was killed by a turkey!
Me: I’m sorry I can’t keep this joke up.
Coworker: Oh you got jokes.