messing with people Thanksgiving style

(Picking up my free turkey at work.)

Lady: Happy Thanksgiving!
Me: Oh we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
Lady: Oh?
Me: This will be perfect for turkey bowling though!
Lady: …

Coworker: James what is you doing for Thanksgiving?
Me: Nothing.
Coworker: Nothing?
Me: Nope.
Coworker: Family has to do something…
Me: My youngest brother was killed by a turkey!
Coworker: WHAT?
Me: I’m sorry I can’t keep this joke up.
Coworker: Oh you got jokes.

Gooker!

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