Then there was the time I hadn’t blogged in about a week and tried to come up with an easy post. Yep kids always try to take the easy way out. It was this in mind I whipped up the best of Overheard Ohio for May. It wasn’t long before I realized I didn’t do one for April. Hooray two easy breezy posts. So May will wait (till next week probably) while I present to you the best of April:
(In no particular order.)
“I don’t trust him he never once looked at my tits and I had some nice cleavage going on.” –woman in lobby Downtown.
“This fucking dog hasn’t got me one fucking chick.”–Guy to another guy while walking a dog.
“Guy has been accused of rape 3 times. I mean I’m not saying I’m ‘rape free,’ but damn.”
“Treat that drain like you would your woman. Get at it!”-Plumber one to plumber 2
“Hey girl you wanna come sit on this? I ain’t got a home but I be getting women off all da time.” –drunk dirty homeless looking guy
“I gave bobby a hand job at the party so he’d pee in Mike’s book-bag.” –Girl outside of the UC.
And the winner for not funny and really sad award:
“aint you get pregnant from suckin dick?” girl in sex ed class.