The one where I’m in the porn business.

I had an interview this week. This meant I had to venture out into the public. It was during the day in the middle of the work week so the wifebot couldn’t drive me over. I’m a veteran of the Cleveland bus system so it’s all good.

(It would have been about a 20 minute drive.)

It turned down into a 2 hour, 2 bus and 10 minute walk trip. Crap! Oh well it happens. A job is a job. I need a job. They’re willing to talk to me about a job. I can do this. Especially since it was for a full time position—they changed it to part time during interview—crap. That’s fine. Money is money and I can earn full time. I can charge up my phone, get me some podcasts and I’ll be good.

(Severe storms in the forecast.)
(F.)

Whatever. Push on through Jimi.

(No I didn’t actually talk to myself.)

So to be at a noon meeting I had to leave at 9:20 in the morning. You know what why don’t we just jump in the DeLorean and get to the good stuff?

(Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.)

The interview went pretty well. We’ll see there are still hoops to jump through and what not. Now I faced the return trip home and about an hour and 15 minute wait for the first bus. I walked over to a Starbucks to waste some time. It wasn’t too busy and the employees were chatting us all up. I have no problem with that—it’s nice.

(However)

Either the stress of interview, the job search in general or maybe 4 hour bus rides for 23 minute interview but soon I was sort of annoyed. She was friendly but they kept stopping as they talked. Then this happened:

Her: The weather is so nice, hope you are enjoying it. I can only look. Enjoy it for me.

Me: I am. It’s very nice out, windy but nice.

Her: taking a break from work to enjoy it I bet?

(I laugh)

Her: All dressed up you look important.

(I laugh.)

Her: what do you do for a living?

Me: Oh well I-actually I scout locations to film movies for a local erotic movie company.

Her: Ohhh? That’s not something you hear all the time.

(She goes back to making my chai.)

As I walked to my seat I decided the company would be named:

Two One Sex.

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2 Responses to The one where I’m in the porn business.

  1. RailbirdJ says:

    I firmly expect to be in on the creative side of this business.

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