So the best part of New Years (besides the drinking and the sex) is the fact that the
sci fi syfy channel shows the Twilight Zone Marathon. Now the Twilight Zone is a great show in and of itself, but add drinking and BAM! It is an amazing time. I assume seeing as we will play it for the first time this year. Now the wife promised to vomit if we used shots so I substituted shots for sips. There are 2 special instances where we will take shots (see below) otherwise anytime you see a high sip count substitute a shot for them. I hope ya enjoy. Let me know what you think and Have A HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR BITCHES AND BASTERDS!!!
Sip everytime Rod Serling is seen.
Sip everytime the theme music is heard.
2 sips if William Shatner or Burgess Meredith is in an episode.
3 sips if there is a fictional Government involved.
Whenever there is a “twist” someone should yell “what a twist” and those who didn’t have to take a shot.
Whenever Shatner does a “face” someone should yell “Shatner Face!” and whoever doesn’t must do a shot.
3 sips anytime time travel is involved.
2 sips every time is a space ship.
2 sips if there is a robot in the episode.
1 sip if someone drinks alcohol.
4 sips if someone uses the phrase “submit to you”
2 sip every time there is an alien.
1 sip if an alien is mentioned.
2 sips if someone is wearing some sort of space suit.
2 sips if they have helmets on.
3 sips if the episode has some sort of apocalypse.
4 sips if it was all a “dream”
4 sips if the protagonist dies.
2 sips whenever a person (or people) turn out not to be real people.
2 sips if the “aliens” win the end.
3 sips if the “aliens” don’t win in the end.
2 sip anytime you see a military person.
1 sip anytime a character smokes a cigarette.
1 sip every time someone laughs insanely.
2 sips if an episode involves airplane travel.
2 sips if the devil appears and tricks someone.
1 sip when people refuse to believe the main character that knows the truth.
3 sips if a human is inappropriately suspected of being an alien.
2 sip if a planet that isn’t earth is mentioned.
1 sip when children are evil.
2 sips if a monster is seen.
4 sips if it turns out they have been dead the whole episode.
4 sips if they turn out to be in Hell.
1 sip every time an immortal/ageless character is involved.
1 sip every time paranoia tears 2 or more people apart.
2 if they kill each other. 1 if they don’t.