Ass to mouth gets you 2 Series tix

With the exception of enema lady and enema lady porn Bozo the clown is a consistent search that brings people to my blog. I’d like to capture that market. So I present to you all another Bozo of the week.

Apparently craigslist is for more than just getting rid of your dirty couch and casual sex meeting other singles. Susan Finkelstein is a wife, mother, a grad student and apparently a really huge Philadelphia Phillies fan. She’s also not unwilling to get creative with payments or sex. Recently Susan used all her Assistant PR Director skills to post this:

“Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable – I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Now according to Philly police by creative she meant she was willing to bump uglies (that description amuses me to no ends—even if my mother used it!) for said tickets. When the undercover cop who may have looked like this but we cannot confirm:

When he suggested he had two tickets Susie Q apparently upped the sex ante. The convo may have occurred like this:

Susan: I’ll like totally have sex with you for that one ticket but only missionary baby.
Crockett: I do have two tickets.
Susan: I’m willing to go ass to mouth for two tickets.
Crockett: Score Tubbs never did that!
Susan: What?
Crockett: Nothing.
Susan: Go Phils!

Something like that yeah? You got to admire her fandom I suppose. Her attorney (I wonder how she pays him?) says “She was overcome with Phillies fever”. Now I had more than a giggle because even with the over in front of it he used the word come. I know I’m like 14. I wish my wife would have sex with me for tickets I buy to sporting events. I’m lucky she even goes to the games with me.

The only question I have is was the second ticket going to be for her hubby?


3 Responses to Ass to mouth gets you 2 Series tix

  1. carissajaded says:

    oh. my. gosh. Where did you find this story? hahaha People never cease to amaze me…

    And ass to mouth!!! ewww!!

  2. […] joked about someone trading ass to mouth for something on craigslist and ever since its been a top search to my blog. So I of course try to find reasons to through it […]

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