Hooray it’s May! Here is the top 5 @overheardohio for the month of April.
First almost made the cut (and received a bunch of Retweets): “Your Father and I aren’t paying an arm and a leg to put you through college for you to earn spending money stripping.”
There were some good ones in April so don’t forget to go read them:
“If zombies smoked weed, we’re the fucking cheetos man.”
“I like my mens to be milk white. No white gangstas tho. If they gangsta I might as well date a black dude.”–Black girl on the bus.
“Mother I’m in my thirties I can enjoy looking at women.”-Guy at grocery store after checking out a woman.
“I’m quality. You the dollar store to my @walmart.”
“You can get a blow job or a birthday cake but not both tonight” – woman on cell phone.
The zombies is my favorite! The blow job vs birthday cake is a close runner up.